Family Matters

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[knowsit]

So Angel is a good vampire? Christ, what a load of bollocks.

Isn't Buffy meant to kill them regardless? And instead she's shagging one. Sounds about bloody right. And for the record, Nicki, mate, don't call her my sister again.

Her mom is shagging my uncle, that doesn't mean sod all.

[divineviolinist]

It's not something that happens a lot. Took some getting used to, but Angel is the real deal. And he's good to have by your side in a fight.

I won't. But Buffy is meant to protect the innocent and vanquish evil. She's good at it. Very good.

[knowsit]

He's a poncy little prick who I want to punch and he keeps breaking into the house and leaving the windows open.

Great, good to know, glad no one bothered to tell me. Not even my sodding uncle who's apparently her watching or something stupid like that.

[divineviolinist]

You probably shouldn't punch him. Might hurt your hand.

Speaking of, you're not hurt, are you? Things were so busy, I didn't get to check properly.

[knowsit]

I got a good punch, I'll have you know.

And nah, some scratches, no big deal. I didn't drown or anything like Buffy did so I guess I got off lightly.

[divineviolinist]

It must be a shock though. All of it. I remember my first night, when I found out.

And the night I was kidnapped by vampires.

[knowsit]

I'm still sure it's not real but I'll sleep on it and tell you if I still buy it tomorrow or not.

Mate, are you sure you're not just taking your origin story from a vampire film? I'm sure I've heard this one before.

[divineviolinist]

Maybe it would have been better if you had gotten hurt. That's how I knew it happened.

I'll show you the scars, if you want to. Then you can believe it too.

[knowsit]

Well, I got bit but it's nothing much. Weird blokes bite people all the time, I bet.

But you can show me, yeah. I'm curious.

[divineviolinist]

Did you show the bite to your uncle? You should probably clean it with holy water, just in case.

Some of them maybe. No need to strip down completely.

[knowsit]

Nah, I didn't want him to freak out. Plus that would require I get up and talk to him and I'm just not feeling that tonight.

Really? Because I don't think I'd get the full feel of your injuries without seeing it all.

[divineviolinist]

Please do it. Not the sort of thing you want to risk. It would be harmless normally, but this wasn't just any vampire that had you.

Seems like you're feeling better. No other questions?

[knowsit]

Can you turn from a bite on the shoulder? Because they didn't really go for my neck. Just 'wanted to taste' apparently.

Not just now, I'm sure plenty will come to me when I try and fail to sleep tonight.

[divineviolinist]

You can't, but some vampires can use if to control you to some degree. Most can't, but it's a risk. I always burn the bites out with holy water just in case.

I don't sleep much, you can text me if you can't sleep. But now you know why we all hang in the library so much.

[knowsit]

I'll go nab a bottle from Rupert then, I know where he keeps it. Up until today, I just thought he was weirdly religious.

Yeah, I thought that was bloody weird but I never cared enough to question it. Nerds frequent nerdy places, it's how it goes.

[divineviolinist]

Being an atheist was easier before a crucifix saved my life. I have no idea what I believe in, I just know the monsters are on the other side.

Thanks for the compliment. Whatever. I'm less into the scholarly side, although my Latin is fluent by now. Most of the time I'm just there so Buffy can kick my arse.

[knowsit]

Yeah, I don't fancy getting into the whole heaven and hell bollocks this late but it's a weird thought. Could be true, bit weird.

It's true, mate but yeah, whatever. I don't think I've ever really been in there since Rupert gave me the tour on my first day. He got really intense about his first editions and it was bloody odd. And yeah, I know, she hit me once and it winded me for three days.

[divineviolinist]

Might be true. I have never seen proof of heaven, not really. I've just fought demons from hell and smelled their burned flesh from the cross I wear.

He has great books. If you're into knowing what stuff wants to kill you, shpuldn't be underestimated. Saved your life already. Buffy is stronger than any human and many demons. I only win when I use magic.

[knowsit]

So what you're saying is that the fact I own a lot of cross based jewellery is finally working in my favour? About time.

Right, gotcha, Rupert likes books and has a lot of them. Nothing that new. And great, my future sister can kick my arse. Wonderful. Tell me the little bit isn't super strong too?

[divineviolinist]

Oh yeah. Your style works well against vampires. If you'd worn crosses, they might not even have taken you. But it's not a safe bet, some are better at withstanding the pain than others.

Dawn? Not that I know of. Just a little girl, from the looks of it. Only Buffy was born special. Your uncle's badass though, that might take you by surprise.

[knowsit]

I opted for nothing, just my bloody luck that. The one day I leave the necklaces. Well, I'll stick with it on purpose.

Good, don't need to beaten up by an eleven year old, I have some pride. And God, is this about the whole Ripper thing? Because someone so needs to tell me about that.

[divineviolinist]

Good idea. I sleep with it too. Not that I've invited any vampire into my place ever. Although honestly, they don't want to come in, nobody does, it's terrible.

Ripper? I don't know. But he's not a bad warlock.

[knowsit]

Eh, as long as you can sleep somewhere, who cares how it looks? My rooms a pit but who cares? I can move in there.

Huh. And yet he never told me any of this... though this explain why he checked under my bed for monsters whenever he came over until I was fourteen.

[divineviolinist]

You'll have to tidy up more when you live in the same house as Joyce. She keeps worryimg about me since she learned I live alone.

Yeah, it kinda leads to paranoia. That's what I am. Warlock. Still studying, but I am getting good.

[knowsit]

Yeah, that won't happen. I don't even intend to pack, fuck that shit. I'm not the one that wants to move and I don't fancy living in the Summers household.

Warlock just makes you sound like a character from a video game. And not the cool kind of video games.